No fussin’ with Rasmussen

Wednesday January 31, 2018 Published in Smoke Signals

A smoke signaller has rushed to lawyer Wilkie Rasmussen’s defence after the seasoned former politician came under attack last week. “Wilkie’s experience and maturity go a long way towards making a good politician.”



It seems that it may be legal to drive around Raro with blaring music since nothing has been done about noisy pub crawl operators. Only in the Cooks can you drive with blaring music – including wearing earphones while riding a motorcycle.


Is it legal to ride three on a bike? Definitely not, but an increasing number of people are doing it – and too often there are children involved as well.


Police claims that they keep an eye on unsafe riding on the back of trucks is total nonsense. Every day you see people riding balanced on the side of truck trays and sometimes, particularly on Sunday afternoons, some of them don’t appear very sober. If the truck had to stop suddenly, those people would find that although there isn’t much left of some of our roads, they are still pretty hard on the head.


1 comment

  • Comment Link Michael A mitchell Friday, 02 February 2018 13:05 posted by Michael A mitchell

    My wife and myself had the privilege of visiting your lovely country last year and hope to return some day, the only time I felt slightly nervous is when a woman with 3 children passed me on her motor scooter. Michael A Mitchell. Whitehouse Ohio USA

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