Nothing nice about graffiti

Monday September 04, 2017 Published in Letters to the Editor

Here’s a little note for Festbo the mystery graffitti tagger. 


Sorry, we can’t call you an artist, because there is nothing nice or thoughtful about your actions. We can be sympathetic to you, however, because it is known those who write on walls are acting out their three-year-old tantrums, designed to get them attention. 

It is also well documented that people like you are frustrated and get a certain “sexual high” from the spray can which it seems they can’t get by any other means.

Using big bubble lettering is probably due to some sort of addiction to the cartoon Care Bears, and the lack of spelling ability comes from little brain syndrome, common with those who suck their thumbs when they sleep.

We know who you are, and there are not that many places that sell spray cans in your bad ass turquoise colour.

Now let’s hope we can get you the professional help you are crying out for.

            Festbo Fan

            (Name and address supplied)


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